RED ALERT: The New Fast And Furious Trailer Is The Greatest Movie I've Ever Seen

SOUND THE ALARMMM!!!!!

I know these days there are a lot of problems with trailers. Many people (!) don’t like them because they reveal too much of the plot and they’re practically short films, but guess what? That’s exactly why I love them, and this one delivered in spades. I yelled “OH FUCK” so loudly Nardini thought I broke my leg then I fist pumped so hard Kmarko asked me if the Patriots just made another move… nah bro, just cars blowing up and shit. When The Rock said “Hold the wheel” so he can lean out of the car, slide on ice, and barehand re-direct a fucking torpedo I came cum. If you don’t love this franchise then you’ve got a big piece of poop where the “ability to have fun” part of your brain belongs. Best time you’ll ever have at the theater and it ain’t close.

PS – Think we got some clarity that Dom didn’t actually turn and he actually “don’t have a choice!” That’s relieving.